In a move that we’re sure will solve everything, the government recently announced plans to replace the ho-hum black and white text warnings that currently adorn cigarette packs with gruesome images depicting the dangers of smoking, like the picture above which is from the actual campaign.

While we certainly appreciate the concern, we also love to smoke. Like, so much. With that in mind, we decided to alter a few of the government’s proposed cigarette warning labels to make them a little more smoker-friendly. Feel free to print these out and paste them over whatever Debbie Downer horse shit the feds decide to affix to your cancer sticks.