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You don’t have to know anything about basketball. Hell, you don’t even have to watch basketball. Not Friday, and not ever. But that doesn’t mean you can’t win! The league is exclusive to TSJ readers, and you’ll be competing against some of our illustrious and sobriety-challenged staffers. Click here for full details about the fantasy basketball challenge.
As promised, some of the TSJ staff is entering into the fray, and we’ll be posting their picks throughout the week. Today, TSJ’s resident stunt liver, Ian Cheesman, joins the madness. In typical Cheesman fashion, we’re fairly certain he was hammered while putting this team together. How else to explain the fact that he, from what we can tell, only picked five of the eight required players?
Here’s what Ian had to say about his team:
This list may appear somewhat peculiar to the more seasoned fantasy league players out there. Some of my selections are unusual and not necessarily delivering stats like gangbusters. I thought it was important to use my choices to demonstrate how I am going to stompfuck all of you without even giving a shit.
I’m so confident that I will crush all challengers with my picks that I’ve gone ahead and drawn a random selection of players from the Injured List. I’m sending Kevin Love into the fray BECAUSE he’s got a groin injury, just to stick it to all you supposed experts.
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