Don’t Gore Me, Bro!

It never ceases to amaze us how disruptive one fan running onto the field at a sporting event can be. You’d think one of the players would take action when it happens, but usually, it’s just a bunch of portly security guards running around like clowns until one of them finally gives up and the assailant gets tasered.

But this rule absolutely does not apply when the star athlete on the field at the time is a gigantic bull. Bulls don’t fuck around. Bulls handle business. Just ask the adorable drunk guy in this video.