Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 15 Sarcastic Awards For Everyday Life.  [Cracked]
• 7 Items to Leave Behind When You Move.  [Uproxx]
• 4 Playoff Pitchers Most Like Kenny Powers.  [Clutch]
• 50 Most Dominant Video Game Athletes Ever.  [Complex]
• 7 Photo Poses That Prove You’re a Douchebag.  [Guyism]
• 25 Celebrities Who Played High School Sports.  [Manofest]
• 10 Funniest Memes in Sports.  [Bleacher Report]
• 20 Sexiest “Where Are They Now?” Girls.  [Ranker]
• Lady of the Day: Julia Ymanova.  [Bullz-Eye]
• The Many Faces of Randy Moss.  [Gunaxin]
• Sean Lock on Life’s Unanswered Questions.  [Asylum]
• Sexually Suggestive Food Names.  [Funny Zela]
• 11 Dumbest Quotes from Powerful People.  [BCBusiness]
• Pet Sex and You.  [Holy Taco]
• 10 Best Song Lyrics for Facebook Status.  [Made Man]
• Hottest Canadian Cheerleaders Ever?  [Lion's Den]
• 10 Funniest Comedians Who Died Before Their Time.  [Coed Magazine]
• 6 Most Annoying Players in Online Games.  [Uproxx]
• The Most Expensive Gestures in Sports.  [SI]
• 5 Politicians Who Should Be in NBA Jam.  [Joystick Division]
• A Series of Cigar Guy Photoshops.  [Tauntr]
• 10 Awkwardly Awesome Greeting Card Moments.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• 12 Amazing Sinkholes.  [MMN]