Caption This: New Urinal Cake Technology?

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It’s either the most expensive prank in history (that’s movie theater popcorn) or a sign of an out-of-control urinary tract infection, the likes of which modern medicine has yet to see.

We’ll kick things off with one or two captions of our own. Let’s see if we can caption the crap out of this.

1) Needs more butter.

2) Consult a physician if your penis is discharging yellow kernels.

3) The dreaded “corn piss”

Your turn. Leave your best caption in the comments.