Caption This: New Urinal Cake Technology?
It’s either the most expensive prank in history (that’s movie theater popcorn) or a sign of an out-of-control urinary tract infection, the likes of which modern medicine has yet to see.
We’ll kick things off with one or two captions of our own. Let’s see if we can caption the crap out of this.
1) Needs more butter.
2) Consult a physician if your penis is discharging yellow kernels.
3) The dreaded “corn piss”
Your turn. Leave your best caption in the comments.
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“Caption This: New Urinal Cake Technology?”
12:26 pm on July 26th, 2010
cooked man seeds
12:51 pm on July 26th, 2010
Iffy Pop©
1:09 pm on July 26th, 2010
clearly there is some kind of kidney stone epedemic.
1:22 pm on July 26th, 2010
“I thought Killer Klowns from Outer Space wasn’t real?!”
1:23 pm on July 26th, 2010
And think, you paid $12.99 for it at the counter…
1:28 pm on July 26th, 2010
The PG version of a golden shower.
1:36 pm on July 26th, 2010
Make sure thats not dirty sanchez.
2:50 pm on July 26th, 2010
It wasn’t so yellow before.
3:31 pm on July 26th, 2010
MMMM! I hope there’s butter in the soap dispenser.
4:17 pm on July 26th, 2010
It only hurts when I pee
6:01 pm on July 26th, 2010
Fresher popcorn available at concession.
6:06 pm on July 26th, 2010
Urinal Sanders “add your own butter”
6:15 pm on July 26th, 2010
The same patron was later seen ejaculating Milk Duds and asked to leave the theater.
8:03 pm on July 26th, 2010
If this is what your pee looks like…what’s in your poop?
8:05 pm on July 26th, 2010
Them Iowa boys sure have a strange way of buttering their popcorn!
9:29 pm on July 26th, 2010
What flavor did you order Sir?
9:50 pm on July 26th, 2010
It goes great with the nuts in my shit
9:52 pm on July 26th, 2010
You think this is gross? You should see the popcorn bucket.
11:28 pm on July 26th, 2010
Well you said you wanted non dairy butter like product!
11:53 pm on July 26th, 2010
Why’d you change Free Refills to “the dreaded corn piss”…that’s not even funny. lame edit to the original post.
Here’s mine:
“Why didn’t BP think of this?”
2:12 am on July 27th, 2010
Flush, and it will be white again.
9:43 am on July 27th, 2010
You can move to the larger Urinal on the left for only 50 cents more
5:11 pm on July 27th, 2010
Powdered smeg topping is available in the neighboring stall.
OR,
This one-ups that snack Poppycock.
12:35 pm on July 28th, 2010
The female version of the old “hole in the popcorn tub” trick?
12:46 pm on July 28th, 2010
so THIS is what ‘Lil Wayne meant when he said he’d make it pop like orville reddenbocker…
12:48 pm on July 28th, 2010
R. Kelly’s head just exploded.
12:55 pm on July 28th, 2010
so THIS is how the man with the yellow hat caught curious george…
12:56 pm on July 28th, 2010
cornorhea?