Brett Favre Gets the Taiwanese CGI Treatment

When it comes to controversy, your story is nothing until the good people of Taiwan recreate it for a news broadcast using Sims-style CGI graphics. This epic reenactment of the Brett Favre cock shot fiasco certainly does not disappoint.

Here’s just a brief rundown of the treats to be found in this under-two-minute masterpiece:

  • 0:05 – A CGI Favre waves a handkerchief around at his first teary-eyed retirement press conference
  • 0:25 – Favre with hearts in his eyes upon first spotting Jenn Sterger on the Jets sideline
  • 0:29 – Favre inexplicably fantasizing about himself nude with a football helmet obscuring his business.
  • 0:48 – Lasers!
  • 1:12 – Obligatory cameo appearances from Tiger Woods and a cigar chomping Bill Clinton

And that’s just scratching the surface. We have to deduct points for doing a major disservice to Jenn Sterger’s remarkable figure, but other than that, this is pretty damn great. If only the news here in the states could be this entertaining.