Bird Sh*t on Fire

Bird Pooping on People

Boy, those St. Louis concert crowds are tough. Last Friday night Kings Of Leon were forced to abandon their show there after they were hit by pigeon poop. The bass player, Jared Followill, took a dropping in the mouth.

Writing on Twitter drummer Nathan Followill explained:

“So sorry St Louis. We had to bail, pigeons shitting in Jared’s mouth and it was too unsanitary to continue. Don’t take it out on Jared, it’s the fucking venue’s fault. You may enjoy being shit on but we don’t. Sorry for all who traveled many miles.”

These modern rock stars are such wusses. Somehow we think GG Allin would have carried on.