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Bird Sh*t on Fire

Posted 7/26/2010 at 10:49 am by

Bird Pooping on People

Boy, those St. Louis concert crowds are tough. Last Friday night Kings Of Leon were forced to abandon their show there after they were hit by pigeon poop. The bass player, Jared Followill, took a dropping in the mouth.

Writing on Twitter drummer Nathan Followill explained:

“So sorry St Louis. We had to bail, pigeons shitting in Jared’s mouth and it was too unsanitary to continue. Don’t take it out on Jared, it’s the fucking venue’s fault. You may enjoy being shit on but we don’t. Sorry for all who traveled many miles.”

These modern rock stars are such wusses. Somehow we think GG Allin would have carried on.

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    Alan A. A. says...
    12:48 pm on July 26th, 2010

    B.S. bird shit? Really? They are acting like a rabid dog bit his leg or a rabbit attacked them while they were fishing. <—-Jimmy Carter refrence…duh.

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    Joey says...
    2:24 pm on August 3rd, 2010

    Yeah, Kings of Leon are a joke. They didnt even know how to play instruments when they were signed. That said, i do enjoy their very first record. Other than that, its all shit… pigeon shit even. Thats why I think the pigeons wanted to pay tribute.

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