
If you’re a fan of major upsets, then you probably loved the Grammy Awards this year. From Arcade Fire taking home the award for Album of the Year to Eminem only winning two of the ten awards he was nominated for, the results left a lot of fans scratching their heads.
But one upset in particular stood floppy woman hair and shoulders above the rest. We’re speaking, of course, about Justin Bieber losing the Best New Artist award to Esperanza Spalding, who you may remember as the woman you had never heard of until she won the Grammy Award for Best New Artist.
While we certainly congratulate Esperanza for joining the esteemed ranks of previous Best New Artist winners like Milli Vanilli, Arrested Development, Christopher Cross and Starland Vocal Band; our hearts go out to all of those “Bielebers” out there who feel their favorite teen idol was unfairly snubbed.
As you can see from these nine ridiculous videos, they didn’t take the loss very well…
Bieber’s Aunt is Angry!
One of two possibilities exist here. Either this woman really is related to Justin Bieber and we’re total assholes for making fun of her teary-eyed rant, or this is one of those satirical YouTube videos that are executed so perfectly they fool us all. Whatever the case may be, awesomeness ensues when she mentions that her “nephew” lost to “some woman with a Mexican name.”
Millions of Child Laborers Can’t Be Wrong
There is a considerable amount of synergy at work in this depressing homage to the Biebs. At the very same moment this girl breaks into a borderline racist rant about how even “all those kids making Nike shoes in Chinese factories” know who Justin Bieber is, the audio goes way out of sync. It adds a nice “Kung-Fu Theater” feel to production quality.
Your Lack of Rage Disgusts Us
Don’t get us wrong, seeing anyone less happy than us always makes our day, but that doesn’t change the fact that this young lady’s reaction to this tragedy is a little underwhelming. And something about the fact that she makes it a point to add “that was my genuine reaction” makes us think this is all just a front for the camera and is anything but genuine.
Hey! Careful With Those Hands! That Flat Screen Cost Like Fifteen Bucks!
Overblown reactions to Justin Bieber do not recognize international boundaries. We’re not exactly sure what this girl is saying, but she’s clearly not happy. But our real concern is for that iPad sized television. She’s one over exaggerated arm motion away from completely destroying it. We’ll have you know that’s a 13-inch LCD, young lady. Show some respect!
The Bieber Army Takes the War to Wikipedia
The angry reactions weren’t limited to tweens sitting in front of their television. Some angry Bieber fans immediately headed to Wikipedia to deface Esperanza Spalding’s page to tell her, among other things, “go die in a hole.” Classy!
On a slightly unrelated note, can we as a society relax with calling every unwanted action that happens on the internet a “hacking?” Literally anyone can edit a Wikipedia page. So, go ahead and add this reporter to the list of overblown reactions for saying Bieber fans “broke into” Esperanza’s Wikipedia page. That’s like saying we “broke into” Google and YouTube to find these videos.
Bieber Fans Blow Up Twitter
Speaking of over the top internet antics, this quick thinking YouTube user turned the camera on their Tweetdeck account and searched for “Justin Bieber” immediately after the Grammy loss. The results, as you would expect, were explosive.
Are You Making a Video?
Nobody brings the Bieber drama like children. This little one is absolutely devastated about the Grammy loss and, like any good parent should, her mother broke out the video camera and uploaded a clip on YouTube for the world to laugh at. But the daughter is on to her shenanigans, and her tears quickly turn to a Village of the Damned like glare when she realizes what mom is up to.
My Teenager Lost!
It’s not just girls who were overcome with emotion on Grammy night. Check out this little guy mourning the fact that “his teenager lost.” We admire his willingness to eschew the tenets of manliness in favor of a display of true emotion at such a young age, but hey, kid, he’s not “your” teenager. Bieber belongs to all of us!
The Voice of Reason
As much as we’d like to sit all of these people down and give them a good talking to about how absurd their reactions to Justin Bieber losing a Grammy are, it would be completely pointless and redundant. Not to mention pointless and redundant! Why? Because this level headed girl already did the job for us.
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12:53 am on February 18th, 2011
Hilarious… I never knew how crazy people are
8:48 am on February 18th, 2011
LOL, Justin Bieber is an idiot. I think hes gay.
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9:03 am on February 18th, 2011
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9:43 am on February 18th, 2011
His so called “great aunt” is nothing short of a blithering jacka$$. I truly wish aliens would abduct this beaver idiot. He has all the talent of a dead house plant.
11:21 am on February 18th, 2011
While we certainly congratulate Esperanza for joining the esteemed ranks of previous Best New Artist winners like Milli Vanilli, Arrested Development, Christopher Cross and Starland Vocal Band…
Continued: Bobby Darin, The Beatles, Tom Jones, Bobbie Gentry, José Feliciano, Crosby, Stills & Nash, The Carpenters, Carly Simon, Bette Midler, Natalie Cole, Cyndi Lauper, Sade, Mariah Carey, Toni Braxton, LeAnn Rimes, Lauryn Hill, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, and John Legend.
12:32 pm on February 18th, 2011
Justin Beiber is Canadian, what are the chances that he has a great aunt in the southern states. Psycho rednecks yikes
3:47 pm on February 18th, 2011
This is absolutely ridiculous. Parents these days look at their daughters and their infatuation with justin bieber and say “Oh its just a crush” or “oh she will grow out of it” and leave it at that. You need to stress to your daughters that even though they love Justin Bieber they will most likely never actually meet, date or marry him. I have heard of girls attempting suicide when they found out that he was talking to selena gomez or threatening to bring harm to her. People need to stop letting their kids sit in front of a tv or the computer and suck themselves into a false reality in their head that they are going to be with JB.
10:06 pm on February 18th, 2011
The fourth person there, most of what she’s yelling is absolutely incomprehensible to me, but the one word I did pick out (aside from “Justin Bieber” “Esperanza” and “no” of course), was “pelicula”, which is spanish for “film”.
Possibly this is just a reference to the fact that she herself is on camera, but I think the most likely explanation would be that, like the girl in the second clip, she is under the impression that his 3D movie is somehow an argument for why he should have won. Personally I find this hilarious.
10:30 pm on February 18th, 2011
he is very handsome
12:16 am on February 19th, 2011
As funny as this is, I think we should seriously consider the tragic consequence that Esperanza Spaulding will forever be known simply as the girl who won the first (and likely only) Grammy that Justin Bieber was ever nominated for. From the 3 or 4 seconds I’ve heard, she seems to be rather talented.
12:45 am on February 19th, 2011
The first video is clearly a joke, anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.
1:27 am on February 19th, 2011
I CANNOT wait till he just disappears…and let’s all pray it’s soon. He’s ugly and talentless. I’m sorry but I love Lady Gaga and I wasn’t bawling like a effing idiot when she didn’t win. I thought it was BS she didn’t win that specific award and that it instead went to that chick no one knows about…but come on people!
12:19 pm on February 19th, 2011
Get over it, in 5 years these people will probably even deny they were Beiber fans, including Selena Gomez.
12:22 pm on February 20th, 2011
Y’all know how to make a gal sh** bricks.
And how is it that Disney writers get payed this ridiculous salary to write crap like Hannah Montana and girls like them (us) go online and post things 100x funnier?
12:24 pm on February 20th, 2011
.. If Bieberism is not a religion yet, it will be sooner than you may expect.
Sorry girls, but he isn’t Jesus.
Girl: IDGAF! He’s the closest thing to Him!
3:51 pm on February 20th, 2011
“It was taken from him.”
He never had it to begin with. I guess whoever chooses the winners realized he is just a marketing tool.
8:46 pm on February 20th, 2011
definitely shows how immature his fans are, and how immature this whole thing is, who cares, in a few years people will regret being his fans
12:02 pm on February 21st, 2011
lol. that mexican girl was screamin @ the tv!!!! some fans r soo crazy:):)
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