After going 1-6 against playmates Deanna Brooks and Pilar Lastra, last week I asked Joe from Busted Coverage to step in and challenge the girls. It turns out that he’s not packing quite as much in his pants as he led us to believe. Joe ended up losing a close battle to the girls, as they improved to 7-1 on the season. Meanwhile, the search continues for guys who’ll be able to sack up and actually compete with these ladies.
This week’s challenger is Isaac, the sports editor at Guyism.com. One of Isaac’s many claims to fame is that he ate five cheeseburgers in one minute. Here’s what he had to say about Pilar and Deanna:
I’m confused here ladies, maybe you can provide this strapping fellow with a helping hand. Judging from last week’s video, am I supposed to be intimidated by your fantasy football prowess or by Pilar’s inability to complete a round-off without hurting herself? By the way, props on the Cowboys cheerleader outfit, although, the Cowboys are the worst team in the NFL right now. I’m guessing you were just foreshadowing your inevitable “L” against me.
As for Deanna, I’d like to address you personally, but you seem to be preoccupied with sleeping in the middle of the day. And while I’m sure you’re dreaming about a fantasy football win this weekend or even a handsome Isaac in bikini briefs, I’d appreciate your undivided attention.
Fantasy football managing is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. Despite the fact that you lovely ladies are probably experienced in some departments, when it comes to fantasy football, you’re virgins. Allow me to pop your cherry.
The girls shot back with this video:
Here are the rosters for this week:
Pilar and Deanna’s Week 8 Lineup
QB: Philip Rivers
RB: Ladanian Tomlinson
RB: Adrian Peterson
WR: Brandon Marshall
WR: Patrick Crayton
TE: Jason Witten
Defense: New Orleans Saints
Kicker: David Aker
Isaac’s Week 8 Lineup
QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Rashard Mendenhall
RB: Jamal Charles
WR: Hakeem Nicks
WR: Roddy White
TE: Tony Gonzalez
Defense: Detroit Lions
Kicker: Dan Carpenter
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