Beauty vs. The Beast – Fantasy Football Tournament – Week 7

Well, as George Costanza once said, ‘they’ve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker.’ With my pride totally shot after falling to 1-5 against the girls, TSJ’s Ben Garbe decided that I should be subjected to the embarrassing scenario of just picking kickers for week 7. Since the girls can beat me in their sleep, as Deanna points out in her video, it’s clear that I have a much better chance of winning again if there’s less actual skill involved.  That’s where the whole kickers idea came in. The weakest guys on the field are usually a crap-shoot when it comes to fantasy scoring.

So there you have it. I’ve ashamed myself, my coworkers and the rest of the football-loving population . But don’t worry, we’ll return to full squads next week, assuming the girls are still awake. And there may even be a new wrinkle.

Before, umm, unveiling the ‘rosters,’ we still have to talk terms. If I lose for the sixth time in seven weeks, I’ll be forced to record another video for your viewing pleasure(?). If the girls can’t keep their winning streak alive, they will display their hip-hop dance moves on camera.

Jake the Intern’s Week 6 Results:
QB: Philip Rivers                           11
RB:Rashard Mendenhall                15
RB:LaDainian Tomlinson               18
WR:Reggie Wayne                         7
WR:Brandon Lloyd                          7
TE: Antonio Gates                          1
Defense: Pittsburgh Steelers         13
Kicker: Nate Kaeding                     5

TOTAL: 77

Pilar and Deanna’s Week 6 Results:
QB: Matt Cassell                              20
RB: Ray Rice                                   11
RB: Arian Foster                              21
WR: Danny Woodhead                    11
WR: Austin Collie                            11
TE: Aaron Hernandez                       7
Defense:Tennessee Titans            17
Kicker: Rob Bironas                       12

TOTAL: 110

Jake the Intern’s Week 7 Lineup:
Kicker: Mason Crosby
Kicker: David Akers
Kicker: Ryan Longwell
Kicker: Mike Nugent
Kicker: Josh Scobee
Kicker: Sebastian Janikowski
Kicker:  Jeff Reed
Kicker: Dan Carpenter
Pilar and Deanna’s Week 7 Lineup:
Kicker: Garrett Hartley
Kicker: Billy Cundiff
Kicker: Ryan Succop
Kicker: Kris Brown
Kicker: Matt Prater
Kicker: Stephen Gostkowski
Kicker: Rob Bironas
Kicker: Robbie Gould
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