Beauty vs. The Beast – Fantasy Football Tournament – Week 11

With their six-game winning streak snapped by Dave the Pigskin Doctor, Playmates Deanna Brooks and Pilar Lastra now face Phil, the editor of Gunaxin.com, who wasted no time in offering mustache rides to his opponents. Deanna promptly turned the fun-ride down in the video above, which I guess is for the best, considering that getting genitals involved here in any way would have given this competition a really bizarre new angle. Here’s what Phil had to say:

Despite the best efforts of our web publisher brethren, it appears you ladies have enjoyed positive results so far this season in your Beauty vs. The Beast Fantasy Football Tournament. So for that, Congratulations, you’ve performed admirably, and we recognize that you ladies have more than just luck, there may actually be some skill involved here too. However, it’s time to wipe the smiles off of those pretty faces, as Gunaxin Sports now enters the tourney, and we intend to hang a loss on you this week. I’m sorry ladies but you’re gonna need extra botox injections to cover up the frown lines after we get done with you. The Playboy re-touchers are going to have to put in a bit of overtime, airbrushing out all the bruising caused when we kick your asses. Its time to prove once and for all, if there is one thing on this planet we know better than Playmates, its certainly Fantasy Football. Ok, lets be honest, if it doesn’t  involve plastic surgery or posing for the camera, we probably know more about it than a Playmate, and Football is no exception. However, we’d like to keep the tone of this match-up civil, so we’re prepared to make a peace offering. Since us Gunaxin guys are currently growing a bit of luxury in support of Men’s Cancers for Movember, we’d like to offer, win or lose, free mustache rides for our lovely adversaries.

-Phil

Here are the new rosters and last week’s results:

Pilar and Deanna’s Week 11 lineup

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Jammal Charles
RB: Frank Gore
WR: Roddy White
WR: Santonio Holmes
TE: Jacob Tamme
Defense: Baltimore Ravens
Kicker:  Neil Rackers

Gunaxin Phil’s Week 11 Lineup

QB : Mike Vick
RB : Chris Johnson
RB : Adrian Peterson
WR : Calvin Johnson
WR : Reggie Wayne
TE : Antonio Gates
K : Sebastian Janikowski
D : New Orleans

Pilar and Deanna’s Week 10 Results
QB: Eli Manning 19
RB: Arian Foster 11
RB: Jamaal Charles 18
WR: Hakeem Nicks 8
WR: Larry Fitzgerald 11
TE: Marcedes Lewis 5
Defense: Giants 1
Kicker:  Adam Vinatieri 12
TOTAL: 85

Dave the Pigskin Doctor’s Week 10 Results
QB: Peyton Manning 7
RB: Adrian Peterson 7
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew 24
WR: Calvin Johnson 18
WR: Andre Johnson 20
TE: Jacob Tamme 7
Defense: Steelers  -7
Kicker:  Dan Carpenter 12
TOTAL: 88

Listen to the Fantasy Fantasy Show with Pilar Lastra, Deanna Brooks and Scott Huff on Sirius XM 99 Wednesdays from 3-4 p.m. PDT.  Call in live to the show at 877-205-9796.

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