Beauty vs. The Beast – Fantasy Football Tournament – Week 10

Apparently Dave from The Pigskin Doctors has some serious balls. I mean, you kind of have to if you’re going to talk mad shit about the fantasy football skills of playmates Pilar Lastra and Deanna Brooks. After all, last week the girls totally embarrassed Isaac, the sports editor at Guyism.com, to improve their record to 8-1 on the season. Let me add here that I was responsible for their only loss. What’s that? They beat me six out of seven weeks? Irrelevant! Anyway, here’s Dr. Dave talking trash to the girls:

Ahhhh….how cute!  A couple of Playboy bunnies pretending to pick Fantasy Football.

Well congratulations on beating up a college intern for most of the season.  Don’t strain yourself too hard on that one.

I’m glad to see that you’ve all decided to finally bring in some people who know football. Over the last few weeks you’ve got lucky against the great guys at Guyism and Busted Coverage but that luck is about to get sidelined.  While I admit the idea of Isaac in bikini briefs is a bit disturbing, I’m glad to see you’ve decided to challenge a football specific site.

Here at the Pigskin Doctors my writers and I are hardcore football fans dedicated to nothing but the glory of the game.  We specialize in all aspects of the game and I have a Ph.D. in football for all my years busting my tail on the gridiron as well as reporting on the sport.

What’s your background? Picking teams by their pretty jersey colors?

I wonder how that goes?

“Oh look! Peyton Manning is wearing his super pretty blue jersey today (giggles)”

Oh, I know!!!  (giggles) That goes so well with his eyes.  I’ll pick him.  (heehee)”

“Now who wants a tickle fight?!”

“Me, me, me !!!”

So if you think about it please wake up long enough from one of your afternoon naps to go ahead and try your hand this week against me.

Or don’t.  It won’t matter.

I’m just gonna go ahead and write you two out a prescription for a “Loss” this week.  And if the sting hurts too bad just take a handful of aspirin. That’s just what the Doctor ordered.

Sincerely,

Dave

Let’s take a look at our new rosters and last week’s completely asinine results that have Isaac questioning his manhood.

Pilar and Deanna’s Lineup:

QB: Eli Manning
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: Hakeem Nicks
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
TE: Marcedes Lewis
Defense: Giants
Kicker:  Adam Vinatieri

Dave the Pigskin Doctor’s Lineup:

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Adrian Peterson
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Andre Johnson
TE: Jacob Tamme
Defense: Steelers
Kicker:  Dan Carpenter

Guyism Isaac’s Week 9 Results:
QB: Peyton Manning 11
RB: Rashard Mendenhall 18
RB: Jamal Charles 9
WR: Hakeem Nicks 18
WR: Roddy White 4
TE: Tony Gonzalez 7
Defense: Detroit Lions 4
Kicker: Dan Carpenter 3
TOTAL: 74

Pilar and Deanna’s Week 9 Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers 25
RB: Ladanian Tomlinson 9
RB: Adrian Peterson  26
WR: Brandon Marshall   3
WR: Patrick Crayton 7
TE: Jason Witten 4
Defense: New Orleans Saints 21
Kicker:  David Akers 15
TOTAL: 110

Listen to the Fantasy Fantasy Show with Pilar Lastra, Deanna Brooks and Scott Huff on Sirius XM 99 Wednesdays from 3-4 p.m. PDT.  Call in live to the show at 877-205-9796.

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