We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Reby Sky.
I’ve had enough of all the drama surrounding professional athletes these days, especially the recent shenanigans of my team’s Hall of Famer, Lawrence Taylor, and everyone’s new favorite topic, Tiger Woods. What happened to the good old days of playing your sport, filming cheesy television commercials and going home without scandal ? I know a lot of girls dig the bad boy persona, but I’m so over athletes who are spending more time in court than on the court.
Why? Because it’s not football. Next!
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 50 MPH IN THE FAST LANE
I drive on the highway a whole lot. Typically, when I’m running late (which is 97.5 percent of the time) I’m trying to get there as fast as I legally can. (OK, illegally…who am I kidding.) As luck would have it, the people I’m driving behind are actually going SLOWER than the speed limit. WHAT? I’m sorry you have nowhere to go, buddy, but some of us have important things to do! Like sunbathe naked. Or get to a game. Or attend a speaking conference for animals with ESP. OK, I made that last one up…
DUDES WHO JUST DON’T GET THE HINT
It’s happened to all girls. You’re having a good time at the bar, enjoying your weekend off in a sexy new outfit when suddenly you’re stuck in a seemingly never-ending conversation with a random guy. Sure, the chatter may be interesting at first, but once you realize that there’s no connection, he won’t leave! I hate being put into this situation because I end up having to stop dropping polite hints and flat-out say, “OK, you suck. Go away.” Of course, then I’m the bad guy. How am I supposed to mack it to anyone else now that the whole bar thinks I’m a bitch? ARGH!
“N.Y. Giants girl” Reby Sky won Miss Howard TV Girl of the Year 2009, and she is currently working for Sirius Satellite Radio on the pro wrestling show, “Busted Open,” as well as MTV2′s “Masked Warriors.” Find out more about this sexy New Yorker at rebysky.com and on Twitter.
DISCLAIMER: Ballbreaker contributors are in reality lovely, sweet girls who are cranking up the attitude for entertainment purposes only, at the request of The Smoking Jacket.