Ballbreaker: Jenny Poussin
We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Jenny Poussin
Dog Haters
What’s with the “no dogs allowed” everywhere now? For instance, yesterday I go to my bank to deposit yet another check earned from my Nobel Prize-winning research in molecular biology. (Just kidding, I won the Nobel Prize for lingerie modeling.) I walk in with my totally adorable eight-pound dog, Rocky, asleep in my cute bag, and this rent-a-cop guy says, in his best Nazi kommandant voice, “Dogs aren’t allowed in the bank!” I was dumbfounded–what the hell? Do I have a 150-pound rabid attack hound with me? It’s a tiny dog! I’ve heard all the excuses for dog-hating. Dogs are messy? So were 99 percent of my boyfriends. Dogs bark and make noise? So do human babies, but you can’t have a “no babies allowed” policy, can you? Dogs are smelly? Most people are much smellier than Rocky could ever be (see above comment about my ex-boyfriends), and the nuclear-waste drug-store perfume they wear doesn’t help! Dogs are unsanitary? What apocalyptic disease do you think my eight-pound Yorkie is carrying–mad cow? Porcine virus? Ebola? Bubonic plague? I get it that some people just aren’t dog people–I’m not asking you to let him sleep in your bed. Just live and let live, ok?
Cat Lovers
And by the way I have a pussy. My pussy’s name is Shanny, and I love her dearly, so don’t give me any of your garbage about how cats are clean and dogs are dirty. My doggy and my pussy and my Rocky and my Shanny are all clean at all times, I can promise you that.
Star Bashing
So what if Russell Crowe bonked someone over the head with his phone? So what if Christian Bale threw another hissy fit on set? They’re great actors, that’s all I care about. So what if Jenny Poussin got arrested, yet again, for public indecency and lewd behavior, and used her feminine wiles on the arresting officer to get the charges dropped? Does that make Jenny Poussin a bad slutty person? Give Jenny Poussin a break! Maybe someday Jenny Poussin will use her feminine wiles on you–and you’ll be very grateful! Why is Jenny Poussin talking about herself in the third person?
Squirrels and the People who Photograph Them
Here in Montreal, squirrels are everywhere, and they attract camera-wielding tourists who act as if they’re shooting albino leopards for National Geographic. It’s a squirrel, dude! A rat with a furry tail! Get out of my park with your tripod and bag of peanuts!
Dirty Talkers Who Do Dirty Things
I believe that there is an art to talking dirty–at the right time, in the right place, dirty talk is a huge turn-on for me. But what’s with these guys who just spew nasty words and ideas at all times? I just overheard a guy describe how he farted in bed with such force that the sheets rose up and “it totally surprised the bitch.” Whaaat? It’s bad enough that you would let one loose while in bed with a woman, but then you call her a bitch and laugh about it with your loser friend? You are a bad person, and I feel terribly sorry for her.
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9:53 am on October 23rd, 2010
Your comment about squirrels is really funny, Jenny! When I lived in Montreal, we referred to squirrels as “tree rats”. They were everywhere. There are nowhere near as many in the US. Maybe that’s why they gawk when they come north of the border.
9:58 am on October 23rd, 2010
Arrested for public lewd behavior? Is it me or is this a story that just screams to be told! Where are the reporters when we really need them?
As one of your photographers allow me to say Jenny you are charming in person and a pleasure to work with: Congrats on all your successes!
12:02 pm on October 23rd, 2010
Jenny!
Reading that part about “no dogs allowed” made me think of something. We walk to the farmer’s market here in the city every Saturday for fun, it’s our thing. Well at the front they have a “no dogs allowed” sign…and honestly, I’d rather people bring their doggies/pets than their children lmao!!!
5:24 pm on October 23rd, 2010
My family and I were at the Texas State fair last Sunday sitting under a 100 year old oak tree minding our own business when 3 squirrels way up in the tree decided to bean us with acorns. I could hear them just laughing.
5:49 pm on October 23rd, 2010
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11:25 pm on October 23rd, 2010
Dog haters: Personally I love dogs. I have a 15 pound begal, named buddy. and to the coments about Ex’s..I have a feeling that its because they were messy and smelly that they are no exes.. among other things.
Cat lovers: Being from the West coast it was very hard for me to read that section with a strait face. I know you were talking about your cat, but still.
Starbashing: Umm, Please!
Squirrels: WHAT, but if people don’t take pictures of squirrels then how am I going to photoshop them into Jedi having a battle? Or turn them into WWII commandos?
Dirty talkers: Agreed. Tact, very important when your with a lady.
1:09 am on October 24th, 2010
I confess, I took pictures of the squirrels at the parks of Niagara Falls, Ontario. In my defense, I was 14 and from New Jersey – at least they weren’t pigeons!
As for dirty talk, well, my thoughts on the matter are best expressed in private. But I will say that there’s a huge difference between spicing things up and just spewing foulness.
1:54 am on February 29th, 2012
I’m so thankful for your blog.Much many thanks. Really Cool.
3:44 pm on January 25th, 2013
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