Ballbreaker: Diana Falzone

Diana Falzone

We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Diana Falzone

THE JERSEY SHORE CAST

I’m a born and raised Jersey Girl. In fact, I just increased my NJ pride quotient by attending a Bon Jovi concert in the Garden State. My Jersey peeps and I are the real deal whereas the Jersey Shore cast members are fakes. Only one cast member is from New Jersey, and he’s a horrible, horrible example. Personally, I’m sick of the “Snooki” poof, the Oompa Loompa tans, and the fist pumping. No, actually, I don’t want to know what “the situation” is.

DUDES WHO HAVE AWFUL TABLE MANNERS

If you want to get a girl, then listen closely: Having decent table manners matters. I can’t stand when a guy gets his meal before me and chows down. To make it worse, usually he is chewing with his mouth open spewing little food particles across the table. Immediately, my interest in him begins to wane. Yes, mastication is sexy, that’s a fact—but it’s sexiest when you do it with your mouth closed. Women like a little mystery.

ANYTHING TO DO WITH MEL GIBSON

No explanation needed. Just play the voicemail.

MEN WHO HAVE BROMANCES

After I Love You, Man came out it seemed every guy was becoming starry-eyed over his dude posse. At first, it was cute but now it’s like Saccharin: overly sweet and could potentially cause cancer. Listen, men—if you want to express affection, try it with your girlfriends. We are dying for tiny signs that you love us, or even like us. I want a return to the good ol’ days of male bonding. Stop discussing your dreams and feelings—man up and talk about sports or boobs. And please, boys, replace hugs with high fives, chest bumps or crushing beer cans on your heads. Now that is bromantic.

Diana Falzone is a relationship expert for WEtv’s Put a Ring on It, a host for Paltalk.com and Fox News iMag, and a special correspondent for G4tv. Follow her at Twitter.com/DianaFalzone and her Facebook page.

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