Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you no doubt remember Antoine Dodson. One of the true internet success stories of our time, Dodson took an appearance on a local news broadcast that spread like wildfire across the internet and parlayed it into enough cash to buy a goddamn house. A house! And his star shows no sign of dimming anytime soon. Recently we were introduced to excellence like the Antoine Dogson Halloween costume, which is also available for good kittehs.
Now, Dodson is back pitching a new iPhone app that, awesomely, helps you track sex offenders no matter where you are. We can’t really do much justice to the ad with our words alone. You’ll just have to watch the above video and check it out for yourself. Looks like a good way to spend $1.99 to us.