Halloween might be over, but you know what’s not over? Your life, that’s what. And life is all about learning, that’s how we’re able to justify posting a video about pumpkin carving the day after Halloween. There are some things a man should learn at some point if he expects to fully make the leap to adulthood. How to carve a pumpkin with a handgun, I think you’ll all agree, is definitely one of those things.
That’s exactly what you’ll learn in this handy video. Anyone can bring a knife to a pumpkin carving party, but only an expert brings a gun and leaves behind a smiling pumpkin when he leaves. So while it’s true that the ship may have sailed this year, rest easy knowing you have an entire twelve months to learn the technique displayed in this video and use it to impress your friends (or have a S.W.A.T. team called on you) early and often next year.
Gentlemen, get your pumpkins ready and get to blasting.