A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?

Dog loyalty is awesome. People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend. Here’s a look back at some serious dog saving action throughout history.

1934: MAN KILLS 8 PEOPLE TO SAVE DOG’S LIFE
Race car driver Eric Cochlin successfully avoided hitting a dog. There was just one little hitch. HE KILLED 8 PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS! And injured 5 more! Cochlin went out of his way to swerve his vehicle away from the dog, and in doing so, hit and killed 6 men and 1 woman while decapitating another bystander. As if that wasn’t enough human carnage, Cochlin himself later died in the hospital. When it comes to a dog’s life or a bunch of peoples’,  hit the dog. I’m telling you: The dog would hit the dog.

1995: MAN TAKES 50-FOOT DIVE OFF BRIDGE TO SAVE FIANCÉE’S DOG
Fuck flip flops. Fuck 50 feet. If my dog is in a river, I’m going in. Johnny Johnson Jr. lives up to his badass name by jumping 50 feet without thinking into a river to save his fiancée’s dog. If that marriage didn’t last, it’s on the woman.

2007: MAN SAVES DOG WITH MOUTH-TO-SNOUT ACTION
Dogs are fucking stupid. Take Lucy, the dog, who jumped into a icy lake, froze up and went all comatose. Thanks to Air Force badass  Randy Gurchin, who made the fuck out with the dog and even gaver her CPR, Lucy’s life was saved. Mouth-to-snout resuscitation? That’s dedication.

2011: WOMAN PUNCHES BEAR TO SAVE DOG
I wouldn’t fight a bear to save a baby,  nevermind to save a dog. But some people will take down anything that stands between them and their best canine. Brooke Collins punched a bear. In the face. What did you ever do for your dog? What have you even done in your life for that matter? Oh, what? You punched a bear? Hired.

 

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