Congratulations! You had a lady over. You did the doing it and now what the fuck you gonna do.
When in doubt, check your phone. Don’t need to call your mama.
We’ve got some apps to help a lady find her way home and some to help you whip up a little je-ne-sais quoi with a couple of eggs and something on the side.
Dial up these here morning after apps.
1. THE BUS SCHEDULE
When you’re in a dine and dash situ.
THE SO LONG THERE’S THE BUS APP: Catch The Bus – Jared Egan
2. THE CUPPA JOE HOW-TO
For the hangover cure/no toothpaste situation + you probably already already know how to do this. Or grab yourself some as you walk of shame your way out of wherever you be.
THE BABY I MADE YOU THIS NICE COFFEE APP: Spro – Studio Tidal
3. THE DINER FINDER
So you like the girl, but maybe not enough to learn how to cook. Diners say, “baby, I took you out” without the wallet crimp.
THE EAT ALL YOU WANT IT’S ONLY FIVE BUCKS APP: TV Diner – Places from DDD, MvF and more – MapMuse
4. THE BREAKFAST IN BED
Two options. Option 1-You want to give her food poisoning. Option 2-You really, really like her. Probably this app works well for Option 2.
THE WHAT’S THE STORY MORNING GLORY APP: Breakfast Maker – Sunstorm Interactive
5. THE PLAY IT AGAIN SAM
Maybe it’s still nighttime where you at. That’s cool. Those curtains can stay the fuck closed while you keep the party going. What you need is some banging musak. Ask and ye shall receive.
STEP 1: Download the 8Tracks app.
STEP 2: Play this.
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