The Day the Internet Stood Still
On Wednesday, January 18, tens of millions protested SOPA and PIPA in tweets, emails and blogs.
Drink Up: Bar Crawling on the Cheap
Hipster culture has made even the dive bar ironically cool, so a Pabst tallboy at your local hole now costs $18.50. The solution? Flasks, lies, vomit, and more.
Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else
Sterling Moore goes head-to-head with Billy Cundiff, Lee Evans, Steven Tyler, and everyone else.
When Your Dog is Shitting Condoms
Jenny Mollen’s dog snacks on prophylactics.
Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
Steve Hall on the Lingerie Bowl, Victoria’s Secret, fitness campaigns, and beer babes. Just another week in sexy ads.
Portland Wants Me
Laura Trethewey gets hit on a lot.
Hippycrites: Faking Green
Meet the fake greenie (aka the hippycrite), the person you didn’t know you wanted to punch.
Funemployment: 5 Ways to Get Through the Day
Are you out of work? Do you spend your days in your pajamas scrolling Craigslist and yelling at your cats? The Smoking Jacket is here to provide you with fulfilling ways to spend your days…
The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell
We celebrated Andrea’s birthday with some birthday spankings, ‘Bra-Breaking Andrea News’, and a game of ‘Pin a Finger on Andrea’s Erogenous Zones’.
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True Bromance: Sibling Seduction
Jenny Mollen on using incest to get back at your mom.
Hlaska Wallets
It’s time to get a big-boy wallet, and this one won’t break your bank account.
Santa Cruz Skateboard
Get ready to make the pavement scream.
Bros Icing Bros
Let’s pour an Ice Wild Grape on the curb to honor our Bros and remember the good times.
Not Your Dad’s Alarm Clock
Sony’s new touch screen Dash delivers Net radio, weather, sports scores and just about everything else digital.
How to Hang Out with Porn Chicks
If you are lucky enough to be in the presence of a porn star, do yourself a favor and bear the following rules in mind.
If You Have to Wear a Tie…
You might as well make it a tie recycled from old cassette tapes. Anything in the name of fashion, right? Why the hell knot.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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Hef Welcomes You to The Smoking Jacket
What is this whole safe-for-work site, anyway? Hear it straight from the man himself.
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Bottle Pirates: Nighttime’s Most Dangerous Villains
Who are these mystery women who’ve been draining men’s booze for years?
Snoop Digs the New “Mafia II” Lamp
Our dads had the leg lamp, we have the gun lamp.
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Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
Everything you need to know to smoke a cigar without looking like an amateur.
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Stuff You Should Know: How to Disappear
Everything you never knew you wanted to learn about getting the hell out of Dodge.
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The Six Habits of Highly Annoying Dinner Dates
Which of these habits do guys find most annoying about dining with the fairer sex?
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Deadbeat Dad FAQs
Swearing, strip clubs and all your other pressing questions—answered!
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The Breast of the Breast Infomercials
There’s plenty of late-night TV cleavage to entertain you if you know where to look.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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Bottle Pirates: Nighttime’s Most Dangerous Villains
Who are these mystery women who’ve been draining men’s booze for years?
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How to Hang Out with Porn Chicks
If you are lucky enough to be in the presence of a porn star, do yourself a favor and bear the following rules in mind.
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Hlaska Wallets
It’s time to get a big-boy wallet, and this one won’t break your bank account.
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Santa Cruz Skateboard
Get ready to make the pavement scream.
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Keyport Giveaway: The Ultimate Keychain
The power of organized keys, a bottle opener, LED light, and USB drive all in the palm of your hand.
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Giveaway: iFrogz Headphones
Win the latest iFrogz headphones – the Moguls, Timbre Pro, and Vertex headphones are calling your name!
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Giveaway Day 9: SOUL Headphones by Ludacris
Win SOUL SL150 headphones by Ludacris. High-definition on-ear headphones boast balanced, professional sound, distinct personal style.
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Warrior Movie Giveaway
Win a Warrior prize pack in celebration of the movie’s release. Check out the trailer for the inspirational action drama and enter to win!
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Hef Welcomes You to The Smoking Jacket
What is this whole safe-for-work site, anyway? Hear it straight from the man himself.
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WIN THIS: PS3, Gran Turismo 5 & $200!
Win $600 of gear with our Fast Five giveaway prize pack. Sweet stuff.
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Win 250GB Xbox 360 and Game
This week, win a 250GB Xbox and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare courtesy of Gamestop’s “Pick Your Perks.” These are sweet perks.
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Win a Wi-Fi Internet Radio Featuring Pandora
Win a Grace Wi-Fi Internet Radio. Because you’re so tech savvy and the radio needs an overhaul.
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WIN THIS: Gear from GT Boutique
TEN winners will get high performance apparel from the Gran Turismo Collection from Playstation’s new online store, GT Boutique.
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Giveaway Day 10: Espresso Machine
Win the KRUPS Espresso Machine. It’s an espresso afficionado’s dream! Stay tuned for more giveaways for the “12 Days of Giveaways.”
