Steph Ly: No Pants Desired
It’s true, she hates pants. And she loves her collarbone. Steph Ly is full of surprises.
Blake Griffin vs. Alexander Ovechkin
Scott Bolohan pits a rising basketball star against hockey’s sorest loser.
Morning Dump: How Not to Be THAT Guy at the Super Bowl Party and More
A collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Super Bowl Prediction: Kate Upton Will Edge Adriana Lima and GoDaddy Girls
The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model will eat a sloppy burger for your enjoyment. This could be more exciting than the actual game.
Offal Nice: Donkey Semen Cocktails and Other Fear Factor-Inspired Recipes
Everything gross is considered a delicacy someplace.
On the Sauce: Drunk as a Monk
TSJ’s editor gets sauced on Belgian suds.
Day of the Groundhog
Be the fucking groundhog, and other suggestions for Feb 2.
Morning Dump: Valentine’s Special: Sexy Redheads of the World and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Miss Taiwan USA Jennifer Gonzalez Gets Sexy
It’s not often that we get to objectify photographers. Models, actresses, singers–sure, we’ll objectify their business all day long. But the person behind the camera is usually some bearded middle-aged man wearing a vest with…
February 2012 is Happening
February’s all about your inflated self-esteem, luge, aliens, and mobsters. And Super Bowl.
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How to Make a Hot Internet Video
Our Party Girl shows the keys to a super-hot internet video.
A Trip to the Sperm Bank
Our Lab Rat takes a trip to the sperm bank.
Waxing the Family Jewels
Our intrepid reporter gets the wax of a lifetime:
Taking on a Dominatrix
Ouch! Watch as our Lab Rat visits a dominatrix.
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Suzy’s Sexiness 101
Playboy’s Party Girl Suzy McCoppin teaches sexiness 101.
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A Day in the Life of My Boobs
Party Girl Suzy McCoppin plays it close to the chest.
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Top 10 Bikini Wrestling Videos
These girls can give us a Friday Night Smackdown anytime.
Things Stuck in Cleavage, Women of Wimbledon and More
Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.
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Shuttle Launch as Seen by Skydivers
The scenery doesn’t get any better than this…
WTF Soccer Team Nicknames
Clockwork Orange? Socceroos? What’s up with that?
The 6 Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
A weekly round up of advertising’s best eye candy.
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Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
The results from Playboy’s 2011 Sex Survey, gathered together in one easy to read infographic
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TwitPic Theater: TSJ Anniversary Edition
Twitpic Theater is a look into the sexiest twitter feeds in existence. These are the hottest pictures from the past year of Twitpic Theaters.
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Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
Everything you need to know to smoke a cigar without looking like an amateur.
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Wikipedia’s Increasingly Angry Pleas for Cash
Is it just us, or are those Wikipedia fundraising banner ads getting a little bit tense?
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Eight Legendary Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With
You don’t have to be a celebrity to partake in a drinking binge. But it sure helps if you hope to avoid any serious repercussions.
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Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them
Is naming a school after a Nazi a bad idea? Of course, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it, apparently.
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TSJ Investigates: Will i-Dosing Get You High?
Recently, reports about a new threat to the sobriety of our nation’s youth has been making the rounds. Is i-Dosing a ridiculous fraud or a tech savvy way to get stoned out of your gourd?…
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Seven Remarkably Unhelpful Police Sketches
We’re certain that police sketches have led to the apprehension of countless violent criminals. We’re even more certain that none of these sketches led to anything useful at all.
Stuff You Should Know: Birds of Prey
Everything you never knew you wanted to learn about nature’s winged killing machines.
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The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
From pre-”Jersey Shore” tans on the beach to not-so-kickass roller skates, these are the worst boy band music videos you’ve probably never seen.
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Giveaway: ‘Apocalypse Now’ Deluxe Edition on Blu-Ray
You can either surf, or you can fight! Or you can watch this interview clip and win your own kickass copy of the Coppola classic “Apocalypse Now” on Blu-Ray.
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The 10 Most Overrated Movies of All-Time
10 movies that everyone loves. Everyone except us.
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Lindsay Lohan in Paris: Is She Hot or Not?
We’ve got a dozen candids fresh from Terry Richardson’s blog. Can we get a ruling?
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23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
Misheard song lyrics happen all the time. In some cases, the mix-up is perfectly understandable. But in the case of these 23 songs, the errors defy all reason and logic.
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BTTF Week: 25th Anniversary Trilogy on Blu-Ray Giveaway
We’re celebrating all things “Back to the Future” this week and getting you in on the action. Play your hand at winning a coveted copy of today’s Blu-Ray release.
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Giveaway Day Six, Part Two: Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 and Castlevania
We haven’t forgotten about you, gamers. Plop yourselves on the couch and get ready for some quality time with your XBOX after you win today’s second giveaway.
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Headphone Giveaway 2 of 2: Pioneer Pro DJ Headphones
These headphones will make you look like a DJ, which will really help with that “look like a badass” New Year’s resolution.
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Knocked Up News Anchor
Not literally. She was just talking about the movie. Riiiiiiiiiiight…..
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Caption This: New Urinal Cake Technology?
TSJ challenges you to best our captions for this photo of some popcorn mischief.
