The 7 Safest (and Most Obscure) Marathons
As far as races go, we can speculate on a few that are probably still safe, if only because of their crazy logistics.
5 Tips for the New Pope
We got a job for the Pope: Brew us up some nice beer, whydontcha.
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6 Olympic Sports to Cut Instead of Wrestling
Cut wrestling? What. We got some better ideas on who to toss, Olympics committee people.
If Every Guy’s Bucket List Was Honest…
The top six things you really wish you could cross of your to-do list before it’s time to call it a day. [AKA, the Fuckit List.]
The 5 Nicest Things Hackers Have Done 4 U
How hackers make the world a better place.
The 12 Days of Shitty Gift Giving
Explaining the psychological behavior behind a person gifting something shitty is a complex undertaking, but here are the 12 different ways it happens, in honor of the 12 days of Christmas.
6 Undercover Brothels to Avoid Getting Caught In
Mani, pedi, and a blow job? Pretty much. Nail salons are to human traffickers what the trash hauling industry is to the New Jersey mafia.
The 7 Stages of Falling in Love with Romney
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
6 Easy Steps to Being Modern Royalty and Not Making an ASS of Yourself
It’s tough when pictures of your lady parts hanging out can get published worldwide and you can’t order a single beheading.
12 Jobs Where Being Fat Ain’t No Thang
Rappers ain’t the only folks who can deflect weight criticism. There’s also sumo wrestlers. And mob bosses…
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The 10 Most Stylish Fictional Gangsters
Which movie gangster rocked the most stylish threads? Read on and find out!
Five True Tales of Beer Saving the Day
Are people constantly nagging you about drinking too much beer? Next time it happens, defend yourself with these five tales of beer rescuing people from sticky situations.
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Seven Terrifying Female Gangsters
Usually, when we think of high ranking crime family members, we’re picturing some sketchy looking dude with slicked back hair and graying temples wearing an expensive suit and sunglasses. Apparently, as these seven lady gangsters…
Five Real Life Enemies We’d Like to Play as in Video Games
The next installation of the Medal of Honor shooter series allows players to fight as the Taliban. Sure, it’s a questionable decision, but it could make for a damn interesting game. Here are five more…
Four Historically Manly Cultures That Were Also Totally Gay
Should gays be allowed to fight in the military. Judging from these four famous fighting machines, the answer is definitely yes.
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Drug Lords Who Make Tony Montana Look Soft
Think Tony Montana is the epitome of gangster badassery? Don’t believe everything you see in the movies.
Eight Crazy Things People Have Strapped Jet Engines To
Do you believe you can fly? If not, maybe you should consider buying a jet engine!
Five Ridiculously Easy Competitions You Could Win Right Now
Getting into gear for athletic competitions is for, you know, athletes and stuff. Why not flex your awesome in a challenge more befitting your laid back lifestyle?
Six Thanksgiving Traditions that Must Be Stopped
What is your favorite Thanksgiving tradition? Whatever it is, we’re sure it’s awful!
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons It’s Okay for Guys to Watch Glee
Think you’re too manly to watch the Fox hit show Glee? We beg to differ.
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The Six Landmark Boners in a Man’s Life
A man’s life is filled with so much wood that it’s hard to keep track of it all. But really, why bother? These six landmark boners are all that matter.
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The 10 Most Stylish Fictional Gangsters
Which movie gangster rocked the most stylish threads? Read on and find out!
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Five Real Life Enemies We’d Like to Play as in Video Games
The next installation of the Medal of Honor shooter series allows players to fight as the Taliban. Sure, it’s a questionable decision, but it could make for a damn interesting game. Here are five more…
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Five True Tales of Beer Saving the Day
Are people constantly nagging you about drinking too much beer? Next time it happens, defend yourself with these five tales of beer rescuing people from sticky situations.
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Seven Terrifying Female Gangsters
Usually, when we think of high ranking crime family members, we’re picturing some sketchy looking dude with slicked back hair and graying temples wearing an expensive suit and sunglasses. Apparently, as these seven lady gangsters…
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Four Historically Manly Cultures That Were Also Totally Gay
Should gays be allowed to fight in the military. Judging from these four famous fighting machines, the answer is definitely yes.
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Drug Lords Who Make Tony Montana Look Soft
Think Tony Montana is the epitome of gangster badassery? Don’t believe everything you see in the movies.
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Eight Crazy Things People Have Strapped Jet Engines To
Do you believe you can fly? If not, maybe you should consider buying a jet engine!
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Five Ridiculously Easy Competitions You Could Win Right Now
Getting into gear for athletic competitions is for, you know, athletes and stuff. Why not flex your awesome in a challenge more befitting your laid back lifestyle?
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Six Thanksgiving Traditions that Must Be Stopped
What is your favorite Thanksgiving tradition? Whatever it is, we’re sure it’s awful!
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Five Unsexy Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Be a Male Porn Star
Think getting paid to stick it to sexy porn stars would be a good living? Think again.
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Five Lies about College that Awesome Movies Tried to Teach Us
Don’t believe everything you see in movies, especially when that movie is about the fun and excitement of life in college
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons It’s Okay for Guys to Watch Glee
Think you’re too manly to watch the Fox hit show Glee? We beg to differ.
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Male Cheerleaders
In this week’s edition of Don’t Hate, we go to bat for the last person anybody would think to rescue from a burning stadium, the male cheerleader.
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Nine Great Moments in Women Beating Men at Sports
The definitive list of women kicking all sorts of man ass in sports.
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Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like NASCAR
In this week’s Don’t Hate, we stick up for that seemingly endless parade of left turns known as NASCAR
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The Six Landmark Boners in a Man’s Life
A man’s life is filled with so much wood that it’s hard to keep track of it all. But really, why bother? These six landmark boners are all that matter.
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Five Important Life Skills Women are Better than Men At
Without men perpetually handling the reins of human civilization, where would we be? Probably in a better place, according to science.
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like the Duke Blue Devils
You know who hates the Duke Blue Devils? Everybody. But that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily right. Here are five reasons why it’s okay to like Duke.
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Five Shady Jobs Made Easier Through Social Media
Stalking chicks you wanted to sleep with back in high school isn’t the only thing social media has made easier.
