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Twelve Absurd Boxer Shorts That Will Guarantee You Never Seal the Deal With a Woman
Novelty boxer shorts are a billion dollar industry. Don’t be a part of it! Here are 12 boxers that will cock-block more than cock-sock.
Seven Famous Candies That Might As Well Be Gateway Drugs
Kevin Klein investigates the seven candies that probably turned you into the drug addled mess that you are today
The 2011 White Pants Hall of Fame
Kevin Klein honors the brave, fashion forward men who risk it all to wear white pants in public
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A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives
Why should Muslims and Mormons be the only ones who get to experience the magic of plural marriage?
The Six Best Mansions to Hide Out In
Looking for a good place to hide? Don’t mess it up like that Bin Laden maniac, choose one of these fancy pads instead.
The Smoking Jacket’s Top Party Schools
Playboy recently announced their list of the top party schools. Damn if we’re going to be left out of that racket!
Rounding the Bases: New Baseball Euphemisms for 2011
First base, second base, third base and home run just aren’t enough euphemisms to cover everything these days.
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Nymphomercials 2: But Wait…There’s More!
A collection of commercials that are so sexy, they might as well be porn.
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The 2011 Stoner Foods Hall of Fame
4/20 is right around the corner. Kevin Klein helps you prepare to celebrate with the stoner food hall of fame inductees.
The Six People You’re Guaranteed to Meet at Spring Break
If you’re planning a trip to Spring Break this year, rest assured, these six people will be there to greet you when you arrive
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Bottle Pirates: Nighttime’s Most Dangerous Villains
Who are these mystery women who’ve been draining men’s booze for years?
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The Hidden Benefits of Sleeping in Separate Beds
You get your Zs…and save the action for the morning.
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Star Tours We’d Pay to See
Hollywood bus tours of star homes are lame, so we’ve invented some awesome alternatives.
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Take That Job and Shove It
Male models? Meter maids? Telemarketers? Sorry, but we hate them.
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The Breast of the Breast Infomercials
There’s plenty of late-night TV cleavage to entertain you if you know where to look.
How to Build a Fantasy Fantasy Team
It’s high time we put the “fantasy” back in fantasy football. Here’s how you do it. Sort of.
Which Vegas Guy Are You?
If you’re going to Las Vegas with a group of guys, rest assured each one of these people is traveling in your group. Which one are you?
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To Jort or Not to Jort?
Jean shorts have been cut off for way too long. It’s time to fix that.
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S#%t My Brain Says as a Man
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you actually answered questions by just saying the first thing that popped into your brain? Well, it would probably be a disaster.
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Seven Important Lessons Learned from the Movie Showgirls
Happy Birthday to you, “Showgirls”! We can hardly believe it’s been 15 years since you first stormed theaters all across this great land.
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The Six Habits of Highly Annoying Dinner Dates
Which of these habits do guys find most annoying about dining with the fairer sex?
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Nymphomercials 2: But Wait…There’s More!
A collection of commercials that are so sexy, they might as well be porn.
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The Breast of the Breast Infomercials
There’s plenty of late-night TV cleavage to entertain you if you know where to look.
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Bottle Pirates: Nighttime’s Most Dangerous Villains
Who are these mystery women who’ve been draining men’s booze for years?
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The Hidden Benefits of Sleeping in Separate Beds
You get your Zs…and save the action for the morning.
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Star Tours We’d Pay to See
Hollywood bus tours of star homes are lame, so we’ve invented some awesome alternatives.
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Take That Job and Shove It
Male models? Meter maids? Telemarketers? Sorry, but we hate them.
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How to Build a Fantasy Fantasy Team
It’s high time we put the “fantasy” back in fantasy football. Here’s how you do it. Sort of.
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Which Vegas Guy Are You?
If you’re going to Las Vegas with a group of guys, rest assured each one of these people is traveling in your group. Which one are you?
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To Jort or Not to Jort?
Jean shorts have been cut off for way too long. It’s time to fix that.
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To Jort or Not to Jort?
Jean shorts have been cut off for way too long. It’s time to fix that.
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Bottle Pirates: Nighttime’s Most Dangerous Villains
Who are these mystery women who’ve been draining men’s booze for years?
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The 2010 Jheri Curl Hall of Fame
The jheri curl was the go to hairstyle for many an athlete and entertainer in the 80′s and 90′s. But who rocked the slippery hairstyle the best?
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S#%t My Brain Says as a Man
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you actually answered questions by just saying the first thing that popped into your brain? Well, it would probably be a disaster.
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March Badness: Six Things Guaranteed to Make Good Girls Go Bad
Looking to bring the bad out of your good girl? These six items should help.
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A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives
Why should Muslims and Mormons be the only ones who get to experience the magic of plural marriage?
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Seven Important Lessons Learned from the Movie Showgirls
Happy Birthday to you, “Showgirls”! We can hardly believe it’s been 15 years since you first stormed theaters all across this great land.
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Canada vs. Mexico: Who’s the Better Neighbor?
One of them gave us maple syrup and ice sports. The other gave us delicious Mexican food and a seemingly endless pool of inexpensive labor. But between Canada and Mexico, who makes for the better…
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Seven Sexy Halloween Costumes that Aren’t Sexy At All
Halloween is almost here, time to get your sexy costume game up. When doing that, avoid these seven horrible choices.
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The Six Habits of Highly Annoying Dinner Dates
Which of these habits do guys find most annoying about dining with the fairer sex?
