5 Deleted Scenes They Should Have Kept
See how shitty your favorite films could have been.
5 Incredible Battles Won by Underdogs
Underdogs kicking ass and winning wars throughout history. Thaz how they roll.
The 5 Worst Presidential Blunders
Moronic Presidential gestures that could’ve changed history.
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The 6 Most Broken Movie Reboots Ever
IT’S NO SECRET that Hollywood is not so much in the business of making good movies as they are in the business of making as much money as possible from as little investment into story…
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5 Mind-Blowing Alternate Movie Endings
Your fave flicks coulda gone a whole ‘nother direction.
The 7 Most Obnoxious Characters from Otherwise Fantastic Movies
These guys sucked so bad they almost killed some movies. And that’s not a nice thing to do, now is it.
5 Amazing Movies We’ll Never Get to See
Behold, a list of films so incredible that they are not even available for illegal download.
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5 Video Game Sequels We’re STILL Waiting For
2013 is upon us, which is the very nice way of saying that we thought we’d have our hands on games like “BioShock Infinite” by now.
5 Not-so-bad Movie Villains, Part II
Just because you’re a villain does not always mean you’re the biggest asshole in the room.
7 Christmas Films Ideal for Killing the Christmas Cheer
Some Christmas films go out of their way to blow as much as possible — which, honestly, can be quite entertaining if done with absolutely zero love or care for children.
5 Epic Movies that Were Almost 10 Times as Awesome
What if Terry Gilliam had directed Harry Potter? What if Harrison Ford had starred in Jurassic Park? They almost did. Here are 5 movie switchups that made the world a duller place.
The 5 Most Awesome Ménages à Trois
At TSJ we celebrate historical threesomes on V-Day.
10 Famous Monarchs with Badass Names
Einstein the Fart, Vlad the Devil, Ragnar the Hairy Breeches–warlords have the best nicknames.
9 Jaw-dropping Wedding Dresses You Can Totally Buy Right Now!
A list of some of the most daring, baffling, goddamn awe-inspiring wedding dressing in the history of matrimony.
6 Awkward Phobias You Might Have Caught from Classic Kids’ Flicks
Children’s films scar us for life.
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The 8 Stupidest Things The United States Has Ever Done to its Currency
Photocopying bills, swallowing pennies, and mixing your coinage–when loose change gets confusing.
10 Classic Melodies (You’d Never Know By Name)
The story behind the soundtrack to Star Wars, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, and more.
9 Clueless Video Game Commercials
These ads pretty much miss the point… but it’s still good to know that somewhere in Japan, they’re trying to revive moon dancing.
5 Insane Constitution Changes Almost Made
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
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The 9 Most Ridiculous Inclusions on the ALA’s Banned-Book List
The American Library Association tracks who’s banning what books in the US. But Winnie the Pooh? WTF, book-banners.
The Colon Rectum, and Other Weirdly-named Animals
Animals named after assholes, snot, and Carmen Electra.
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5 Epic Movies that Were Almost 10 Times as Awesome
What if Terry Gilliam had directed Harry Potter? What if Harrison Ford had starred in Jurassic Park? They almost did. Here are 5 movie switchups that made the world a duller place.
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The 5 Most Awesome Ménages à Trois
At TSJ we celebrate historical threesomes on V-Day.
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10 Famous Monarchs with Badass Names
Einstein the Fart, Vlad the Devil, Ragnar the Hairy Breeches–warlords have the best nicknames.
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9 Jaw-dropping Wedding Dresses You Can Totally Buy Right Now!
A list of some of the most daring, baffling, goddamn awe-inspiring wedding dressing in the history of matrimony.
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6 Awkward Phobias You Might Have Caught from Classic Kids’ Flicks
Children’s films scar us for life.
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10 Classic Melodies (You’d Never Know By Name)
The story behind the soundtrack to Star Wars, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, and more.
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5 Insane Constitution Changes Almost Made
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
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9 Clueless Video Game Commercials
These ads pretty much miss the point… but it’s still good to know that somewhere in Japan, they’re trying to revive moon dancing.
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The 9 Most Ridiculous Inclusions on the ALA’s Banned-Book List
The American Library Association tracks who’s banning what books in the US. But Winnie the Pooh? WTF, book-banners.
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The 9 Most Ridiculous Inclusions on the ALA’s Banned-Book List
The American Library Association tracks who’s banning what books in the US. But Winnie the Pooh? WTF, book-banners.
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8 Surefire Ways to Ruin a Franchise
Making spinoffs no one asked for, replacing key cast members… hey movie franchises — you’re killing us. No, wait — you’re killing yourselves.
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5 Vice Presidential Candidates Even More Embarrassing Than Sarah Palin
Note to self: When picking your vice presidential candidates, do not go for the one undergoing shock therapy for “manic depression” and “suicidal tendencies.”
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Five Things X-Men First Class Got Wrong About Women in the 1960s
X-Men: First Class is awash in accolades about how well it pulled off the retro look and feel of the 1960s. We respectfully disagree.
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The 5 Most Half-assed Attempts to Reunite the Roman Empire
How the dream of rebuilding the Roman Empire has crashed and burned… a lot.
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6 Bullshit Discoveries That “Prove” Atlantis Is Real
TSJ’s got the definitive proof on all things ATLANTIS. Finally.
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14 Amazing Film Cameos
Double take: How could we have missed these guys??
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9 Fantastic Characters from Otherwise Terrible Movies
These guys ALMOST saved a bunch of stink-bomb flicks.
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8 Reasons Wikipedia Is Not Safe for Kids
Wikipedia: A one-stop shop for conspiracy theories, porn, and bombs.
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The 5 Most Famous Movies of All Time (and Their Terrible, Forgotten Sequels)
Behold: The bastard, forgotten offspring of some of the greatest films of all time.
