The Tao of “Iron Man”: 5 Life Lessons
There are plenty of important lessons to be taken from the “Iron Man” franchise, and some of them just might end up making a Justice League film tolerable.
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7 Sci-Fi Films “Oblivion” Shamelessly Ripped Off
Are all sci-fi flicks knockoffs?
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5 Reasons “Star Trek” Is Like “Star Wars”
The next “Star Trek” is gonna have “The Empire Strikes Back” written all over it.
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5 Questions We Want Answered in “Wolverine”
We gotta have some answers or we’re gonna start slinging some adamantium.
5 Ways Batman Could BE Good at His Job
How will “Man of Steel” compare to the Dark Knight trilogy? Tough to say, but as far as Superman films go, the bar is set pretty low.
The 6 Most Hilarious Video Game Easter Eggs
You could say that that certain codes have completely eclipsed the video games they were featured in.
5 Massive Military Operations Gone Wrong
There is no shortage of human stupidity in warfare.
6 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Religious
Did you not notice you were getting smashed over the head with a character’s halo?
6 of Your Fave Celebs’ Bizarre Secret Abilities
TSJ: Digging up the darkest celebrity secrets and handing them right over to you.
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5 Signs Objectivism Has Become the New Scientology
Ayn Rand’s objectivist philosophy shares some ugly similarities to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology. The only thing separating the two? One good “South Park” episode.
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Eight Tiny Numbers that Secretly Rule the Universe
If you think bank account numbers are the only digits that matter in this world, think again.
Six Incredibly Badass Autobiographies
Planning to write a book about your life? Don’t even bother if you can’t live up to these tales of badassery.
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Five Things X-Men First Class Got Wrong About Women in the 1960s
X-Men: First Class is awash in accolades about how well it pulled off the retro look and feel of the 1960s. We respectfully disagree.
Six Feel Good Films that Probably Turned Their Heroes Into Psychopaths
While you’re inspired by Rocky Balboa’s ceaseless determination, he has reverted to the brain capacity of a person who is inspired by shiny objects and a clean diaper.
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Seven Historic Figures Your Girlfriend Would Leave You For With No Hesitation
From Tesla to Raphael, here are seven historic figures who you would never measure up to today. Good thing they’re all dead!
Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
There was once a time when people put a lot of thought into the words they used to hurt the feelings of others. We should bring those days back.
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Eight Old-Timey Insults That Need to Make a Comeback, Part 2
There was once a time when people put a lot of thought into the words they used to hurt the feelings of others. We should bring those days back. Part two of a three part…
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
The 6 Ballsiest Sports Cheats Ever… Who Were Judges
Crooked refs, judges, umpires, and other assholes.
The Colon Rectum, and Other Weirdly-named Animals
Animals named after assholes, snot, and Carmen Electra.
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The 8 Stupidest Things The United States Has Ever Done to its Currency
Photocopying bills, swallowing pennies, and mixing your coinage–when loose change gets confusing.
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Eight Tiny Numbers that Secretly Rule the Universe
If you think bank account numbers are the only digits that matter in this world, think again.
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Six Incredibly Badass Autobiographies
Planning to write a book about your life? Don’t even bother if you can’t live up to these tales of badassery.
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Five Things X-Men First Class Got Wrong About Women in the 1960s
X-Men: First Class is awash in accolades about how well it pulled off the retro look and feel of the 1960s. We respectfully disagree.
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Six Feel Good Films that Probably Turned Their Heroes Into Psychopaths
While you’re inspired by Rocky Balboa’s ceaseless determination, he has reverted to the brain capacity of a person who is inspired by shiny objects and a clean diaper.
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Seven Historic Figures Your Girlfriend Would Leave You For With No Hesitation
From Tesla to Raphael, here are seven historic figures who you would never measure up to today. Good thing they’re all dead!
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Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
There was once a time when people put a lot of thought into the words they used to hurt the feelings of others. We should bring those days back.
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Eight Old-Timey Insults That Need to Make a Comeback, Part 2
There was once a time when people put a lot of thought into the words they used to hurt the feelings of others. We should bring those days back. Part two of a three part…
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
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The 6 Ballsiest Sports Cheats Ever… Who Were Judges
Crooked refs, judges, umpires, and other assholes.
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8 US States That Shouldn’t Even Exist
Here’s the story behind a couple of states that almost didn’t make it.
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Eight Tiny Numbers that Secretly Rule the Universe
If you think bank account numbers are the only digits that matter in this world, think again.
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Seven Historic Figures Your Girlfriend Would Leave You For With No Hesitation
From Tesla to Raphael, here are seven historic figures who you would never measure up to today. Good thing they’re all dead!
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The 8 Stupidest Things The United States Has Ever Done to its Currency
Photocopying bills, swallowing pennies, and mixing your coinage–when loose change gets confusing.
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6 World Wars You Probably Never Heard Of
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
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5 Questions We Want Answered in “Wolverine”
We gotta have some answers or we’re gonna start slinging some adamantium.
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6 Movie Scenes More Confusing for Children Than “The Matrix”
When you’re a kid, movies don’t need to make sense. But seriously. Alice? Bill? Ted? What are you guys even talking about?
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The 5 Craziest Conspiracy Theories in The Simpsons
From Mr. Burns murder theories to Illuminati symbols to Nazis, The Simpsons is chock-full of conspiracies. Pick yours.
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The 5 Most Insane Live Performances in History
Five live performances that broke necks, slashed faces, and kicked riots into high gear.
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
