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4 Things Celebrities Do to Piss People Off
Take notes Anne Hathaway.
6 Signs That Chick Might Have a Dick
See if the hottest girl you’ve ever seen comes also comes with a big ol’ hangin’ peen.
5 Real Life Resurrections That Would Impress Jesus
Rising from the dead like a boss.
5 Recent U.F.O. Sightings the Media Totally Ignored
We’re not saying they’re real, we’re just saying they’re a lot more newsworthy than whatever girl Ryan Seacrest is fake dating.
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5 Things to Expect from Kim and Kanye When They Become Parents
Their obnoxiousness will runneth over all of us.
5 Ridiculous Products You Can Buy to Fulfill Your New Year’s Resolutions
Because let’s face it, you need all the help you can get.
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The 5 Creepiest Things About the Denver Airport
Hey, Denver Airport, why so creepy?
6 Reasons Why You Should Already Be Jealous of William & Kate’s Baby
Six reasons why a royal jellybean of a fetus is someone you should already be jealous of.
5 Christmas Presents That Will Get You Laid
It’s the thought that counts, especially if that thought is bringing in the holiday cheer by stuffing her stocking just right.
4 Ridiculous Attempts to Explain the Unexplained
Science’s half-assed explanations aren’t making these weird phenomenons go away.
Five Reasons Why You Should Befriend a Hillbilly by 2012
We mostly chalk up all that 2012 end of the world talk to batshit paranoia, but what if it’s not? You should probably have a hillbilly friend in tow when the big day comes just…
Four TV Shows Guaranteed to Boost Your Self-Esteem
Feeling down in the dumps about your station in life? Watch these four television shows and take solace in the fact that you aren’t as much of a mess as these people.
Five Essential Purchases for Deciding If Your House is Haunted
Worried that your house is infested with paranormal beings? These five essential purchases will help you figure out if you’re correct or just crazy.
Five Reasons Why Life on Earth May Have Started in Outer Space
Did life on Earth begin with space aliens? It’s no crazier than that other story, is it?
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Five Annoying Status Updates that Will Get You Unfriended on Facebook
Looking for a great way to get nobody to ever talk to you on Facebook ever again? Try these five status updates!
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Six Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack
Uh oh, you’ve just pooped your pants in public. What to do now? TSJ has the answers.
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Five Reasons Why Rebecca Black is Probably the Antichrist
Rebecca Black: tween viral video sensation fast approaching the conclusion of her 15 minutes, or dark souled harbinger of the apocalypse? We vote the latter.
Five Reasons Why Being Too Clean Is a Bad Idea
Put the hand sanitizer away, it’s only making matters worse
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Five Celebrities We Expect to Have a Public Meltdown Any Minute Now
Charlie Sheen is the most recent celebrity to take the public meltdown plunge, but we’re guessing these five will be next
Choose Your Own Adventure: Saving Katie Holmes
Can you save Katie Holmes from a soulless, robotic marriage? Give it a shot in this Choose Your Own Adventure thriller!
Video Dump: Showcasing the Genius of Weird Al Yankovic
You’re not really a musician unless you’ve been ‘Yanked’.
Video Dump: In Which We Pay Homage to Kate Upton
Kate Upton and her boobs because… what? We need a reason?
Video Dump: My Drunk Kitchen
When cooking takes a backseat to a few bottles of wine, hilariousness and awful food are sure to follow.
Video Dump: Models + High Heels – Coordination = Good Times for All
Model balance malfunctions for your entertainment!
Video Dump: A Collection of Spring “Breaks”
When the “break” in Spring Break gets literal.
Video Dump: Louis CK; Modern Day Prophet
Someone get Louis CK a pair of open-toed sandals and some bedsheets.
Video Dump: Hot Girls on Poles With a Side of FAIL
When stripper poles attack…
Video Dump: All the Shit Everyone Has Ever Said… Now Shut Up
Can we just all agree that this needs to stop?
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Five Reasons Why You Should Befriend a Hillbilly by 2012
We mostly chalk up all that 2012 end of the world talk to batshit paranoia, but what if it’s not? You should probably have a hillbilly friend in tow when the big day comes just…
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Four TV Shows Guaranteed to Boost Your Self-Esteem
Feeling down in the dumps about your station in life? Watch these four television shows and take solace in the fact that you aren’t as much of a mess as these people.
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Five Annoying Status Updates that Will Get You Unfriended on Facebook
Looking for a great way to get nobody to ever talk to you on Facebook ever again? Try these five status updates!
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Don’t Hate: Six Reasons Why It’s Okay To Like MTV’s Jersey Shore
Don’t Hate tackles the polarizing topic that is MTV’s Jersey Shore
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6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
Have you been abducted by aliens? Don’t just up and answer “no” without reading this first.
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Five Reasons Why Rebecca Black is Probably the Antichrist
Rebecca Black: tween viral video sensation fast approaching the conclusion of her 15 minutes, or dark souled harbinger of the apocalypse? We vote the latter.
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Five Celebrities We Expect to Have a Public Meltdown Any Minute Now
Charlie Sheen is the most recent celebrity to take the public meltdown plunge, but we’re guessing these five will be next
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Five Do’s and Don’ts for Men Over the Age of 35
Are you over the age of 35? If so, read this and make any necessary adjustments as soon as possible. Thanks.
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Six Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack
Uh oh, you’ve just pooped your pants in public. What to do now? TSJ has the answers.
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Stuff You Should Know: Madonna
Everything you never knew you wanted to learn about Madonna, in honor of her 53rd (!!) birthday
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A Hands On Review of Five Artery Clogging Summer Fair Foods
Are you going to the fair this summer? Of course you are. Will you eat a Krispy Kreme Chicken Sandwich when you’re there? We certainly hope so.
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Stuff You Should Know: Job Interviews
Unemployment is out of control. Why don’t you do something about it by taking these 10 tips to heart and finally nailing a job interview for once?
