Wendy Peffercorn, and the Great One’s Juice
Wayne Gretzky’s gotta feel good knowing his juice can produce a gem like Paulina.
12 Things That Happened in Sports Just Now
What do women’s basketball, Tiger Woods, and an exposed tibia have in common?
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15 Oscar-Winning Actresses’ Worst Ads
Faye Dunaway peels a hard boiled egg…and eats it. On TV. In a commercial. For money. We shit you not.
4 Things I’ve Learned About Valentine’s Day
Andy Sweat gets mushier than you’d think about the old V-Day.
The 6 Best Acting Roles from Super Bowl Champs
America loves winners. We love Super Bowl winners. We also love seeing those winners pop up in various other entertaining facets of our lives because, well, we like winners. Here’s a look at the greatest…
Behind the Scenes of Pornstar Dater
Quit wanking. Get dating.
2013 Will Suck a Bag of Dicks
Tips to ducking out of the worst parts of 2013. (You’re welcome.)
Where Did My Crown Royal Maple Take Me?
How the whiskey got the girl out of the friend zone.
The Loner’s Guide to Kicking the Holidays in the Pants
Strap on your beer goggles and get ready for the holidaze.
How to Survive Your Family During the Holidays
YOUR family is just soooo fucking perfect. Everyone gets along! Look at you! Special you! You guy, you. Yay Christmas! Yay Hanukkah! Fuck that.
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Five Obnoxiously Pretentious Moments in One-Armed History
To know that someone out there can accomplish twice as much as you with just one arm is obnoxious and a total buzz kill. But don’t tell that to these five people.
Five Horrible First Dates that Will Make You Appreciate Being Lonely
Think that date with the chick who had an annoying laugh was bad? At least she didn’t steal your car. Here are five horrible first dates that put your tales of woe to shame.
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The Man With the 100 Pound Scrotum Needs Your Help
Wesley Warren Jr. needs your help. In a huge way.
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What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
Looking for a quick way to judge your neighbors without actually knowing them? Just pay attention to what kind of candy they give your kids tonight.
An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G
Nadia G, host of the Cooking Channel’s “Bitchin Kitchen”, chats with TSJ about the show, shoes and more
A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 1: How I Pissed 500K on Booze and Whores
When an accident becomes a windfall: Part 1 in Andy Sweat’s series of scandalous exploits.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 2: Chicago Whores
Andy Sweat takes his big spending habits to Chicago and lives it up with a buncha ladies, a bellboy, and a coupla Cubs execs.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 3: Two Weeks with Pornstar Maggie May
Chapter 3: What happens when big spender Andy Sweat decides what he really needs is a real, live, pornstar girlfriend.
Blowing My Wad — Part 4: Muerto en Bocas Del Toro
Colombian prostitutes, cocaine, and plenty of booze — big spender Andy Sweat pisses all over his South American holiday.
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9 TV Shows with Re-imagined Genres
Throw in a little laugh track and “Breaking Bad” turns into shiny, happy people holding hands.
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A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
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Five Obnoxiously Pretentious Moments in One-Armed History
To know that someone out there can accomplish twice as much as you with just one arm is obnoxious and a total buzz kill. But don’t tell that to these five people.
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Five Horrible First Dates that Will Make You Appreciate Being Lonely
Think that date with the chick who had an annoying laugh was bad? At least she didn’t steal your car. Here are five horrible first dates that put your tales of woe to shame.
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The Man With the 100 Pound Scrotum Needs Your Help
Wesley Warren Jr. needs your help. In a huge way.
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What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
Looking for a quick way to judge your neighbors without actually knowing them? Just pay attention to what kind of candy they give your kids tonight.
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An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G
Nadia G, host of the Cooking Channel’s “Bitchin Kitchen”, chats with TSJ about the show, shoes and more
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Blowing My Wad — Part 1: How I Pissed 500K on Booze and Whores
When an accident becomes a windfall: Part 1 in Andy Sweat’s series of scandalous exploits.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 2: Chicago Whores
Andy Sweat takes his big spending habits to Chicago and lives it up with a buncha ladies, a bellboy, and a coupla Cubs execs.
8 Booze-baking Recipes for a Boozy Summer
Behold drunk recipes. Get drunk eating your fave snacks.
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Five Obnoxiously Pretentious Moments in One-Armed History
To know that someone out there can accomplish twice as much as you with just one arm is obnoxious and a total buzz kill. But don’t tell that to these five people.
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What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
Looking for a quick way to judge your neighbors without actually knowing them? Just pay attention to what kind of candy they give your kids tonight.
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The Man With the 100 Pound Scrotum Needs Your Help
Wesley Warren Jr. needs your help. In a huge way.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 1: How I Pissed 500K on Booze and Whores
When an accident becomes a windfall: Part 1 in Andy Sweat’s series of scandalous exploits.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 2: Chicago Whores
Andy Sweat takes his big spending habits to Chicago and lives it up with a buncha ladies, a bellboy, and a coupla Cubs execs.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 3: Two Weeks with Pornstar Maggie May
Chapter 3: What happens when big spender Andy Sweat decides what he really needs is a real, live, pornstar girlfriend.
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9 TV Shows with Re-imagined Genres
Throw in a little laugh track and “Breaking Bad” turns into shiny, happy people holding hands.
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Movember: We Salute the Stash
The lip tickler. Cookie duster. Flavor saver. Whatever you like to call it, we at TSJ we applaud all you stash-wearing trailblazers.
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15 Oscar-Winning Actresses’ Worst Ads
Faye Dunaway peels a hard boiled egg…and eats it. On TV. In a commercial. For money. We shit you not.
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8 Booze-baking Recipes for a Boozy Summer
Behold drunk recipes. Get drunk eating your fave snacks.
